Mike and Anthony
For many of us, the finely choreographed artistry displayed by a master magician is irresistible. The pageantry, pomp, and circumstance are enough to take even the most curmudgeon, back to a childhood time filled with awe and wonder. With a wave of a wand and a few "magic" words, even the impossible becomes reality right before our eyes.
Whether it's Houdini escaping from a straight jacket while surrounded in a tank filled hungry sharks or Copperfield convincing the Statue of Liberty that she was never there, in a word magic is "awesome"!
Unfortunately, when it comes to the clutter and disarray of our homes, there is no magic to be had. There is no spell to be uttered that can remove the many years worth of neglected and long forgotten items - AKA "junk" - packed tightly into every nook and cranny of our closets, basements, attics, and garages. Or is there?
What if we could wave our fingers over a few magic numbers, and near instantly have the all of that home cluttering junk disappear forever! Call 1-800-GOT-JUNK and watch the magic happen right before your eyes!
The first step to solving a problem is to first admit that there is one. If you have finally grown tired of looking at, stepping over, and trying to hide all the junk cluttering your home, it's time to solve the problem. Don't wait another moment, call 1-800-GOT-JUNK.
1. You'll get upfront pricing - when we give you a quote, you can count on it.
2. You'll get fast and friendly service - we give you a 2-hour window for appointments so no waiting all day, plus we'll call you 15-30 minutes before our arrival.
3. You won't have to push, pull or drag your items out to the curb. Our highly skilled junk technicians will remove your junk from any location, even attics, and basements. After they remove your junk, they'll even sweep the area clean. It will be like we were never there, except your junk won't be there either.
4. Your junk items will be recycled, donated, or otherwise disposed of in an environmentally responsible manner.
Stop letting your attic be used as a squirrel nursery. It's time to clean out and air out your attic. Let our junk pros remove those old boxes filled with who knows what. Not only is all of that old junk a potential fire hazard, but it also makes for a wonderland breeding ground for all sorts of creepies and crawlies, not to mention squirrels.
Let our junk removal specialists take care of those cartons of old Christmas, Halloween, and other holiday decorations. Get rid of those boxes and bags of old clothes that don't fit. You probably said that you would donate them to charity, but that never happened. There they are taking up space. Did you get a new washer and dryer, but the old ones are still down there? No problem. Our junk removal teams are experts at removing bulky items from tight spaces, without leaving scratches or dents on your walls in the process.
Our junk removal technicians are your car's best friend. Why is your car sitting in your driveway and not in your garage? Is it because there is so much junk in there that even a model toy car would be hard-pressed to find a parking space? Rely on our people to clean out your garage in no time at all. Be nice to your car, give it some space.
Lakewood Ranch homeowners just like you - know, trust and use our services every day. They know that just like magic, the 1-800-GOT-JUNK team makes junk disappear! Call the Lakewood Ranch junk removal pros today, and schedule a disappearing act for yourself.